Sing, Sing, Sing 23 October 2009
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Wonderful jokes about singers…. And somewhat in jokes you always see a glimpse of truth behind it, and that’s why it’s funny…
What’s the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?
About 10 pounds.How do you tell if a Wagnerian soprano is dead?
The horses seem very relieved.What’s the definition of an alto?
A soprano who can sightread.
A Conductor & A Humble Man 24 September 2009
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Q: Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a violin case?
A: They think he’s carrying a machine gun and might be about to use it.
Q: Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a viola case?
A: They think he’s carrying a viola and might be about to use it.
A man and his son were walking through a cemetery. The boy asked, “Daddy, do they bury two people in the same grave?”
The father said, “Two people? Let me look.”
So the father took a look, and sure enough, the marker said, “Here lies a symphony conductor and a humble man.”Q: Christopher Hogwood, Daniel Barenboim, and Neville Mariner are all on the same plane when it ditches in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Who is saved?
A: MozartTaken from http://suewidemark.com/violinjokes.htm
Musician If… 17 September 2009
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You Might Be a Musician if…
- your heros are Palestrina and Mussorgsky.
- you can sing all of Beethoven�s Fifth Symphony.
- you begin conducting with a piece of uncooked spaghetti.
- you can describe two differences between opera and oratorio.
- you can play more instruments than the average person can name.
- you try to figure out what song is printed on cute music mugs you see in stores.
taken from http://www.workjoke.com/musicians-jokes.html
Violin Jokes 1 September 2009
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Q: What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
A: There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.Q: What do you call one pretty good violinist, one better-than-average violinist, one failed violinist, and someone who hates violinists who are all together in the same room?
A: A string quartet.Q: How’s a violin like a vampire?
A: They leave marks on your neck~taken from http://suewidemark.com/violinjokes.htm
Nerd and Alto Clarinet 30 July 2009
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It’s been quite some time since we had jokes in the blog. Here are some for you, enjoy!
The organ is the instrument of worship for in its sounding we sense the Majesty of God and in its ending we know the Grace of God.
What’s the definition of “nerd?”
Someone who owns his own alto clarinet.What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone? On or off.
Playing in Unison 6 March 2009
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Q: What’s does a stripper do with her asshole right before she goes to work?
A: Drop him off at rehersal.Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a keyboard player’s arm?
A: A tattooQ: What do you call a building full of guitar players?
A: JailQ: How do you make a cello sound beautiful?
A: Sell it and buy a violin.Q: What is the definition of a major second?
A: Two baroque oboes playing in unison.
Beer and SCUD 15 January 2009
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Long time no jokes. So, here comes some of the jokes I found on the net. Now the theme is beer and weapons. Enjoy!
Q: What’s the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
A: No-one minds if you spill beer on a fiddle.Q: Why is a violinist like a SCUD missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.Q: Why was the piano invented?
A: So the musician would have a place to put his beer.Q: How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?
A: Shoot one.Q: What’s the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist?
A: A bad oboist can kill you.
