Sing, Sing, Sing 23 October 2009
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Wonderful jokes about singers…. And somewhat in jokes you always see a glimpse of truth behind it, and that’s why it’s funny…
What’s the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?
About 10 pounds.How do you tell if a Wagnerian soprano is dead?
The horses seem very relieved.What’s the definition of an alto?
A soprano who can sightread.
A Conductor & A Humble Man 24 September 2009
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Q: Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a violin case?
A: They think he’s carrying a machine gun and might be about to use it.
Q: Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a viola case?
A: They think he’s carrying a viola and might be about to use it.
A man and his son were walking through a cemetery. The boy asked, “Daddy, do they bury two people in the same grave?”
The father said, “Two people? Let me look.”
So the father took a look, and sure enough, the marker said, “Here lies a symphony conductor and a humble man.”Q: Christopher Hogwood, Daniel Barenboim, and Neville Mariner are all on the same plane when it ditches in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Who is saved?
A: MozartTaken from http://suewidemark.com/violinjokes.htm
Musician If… 17 September 2009
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You Might Be a Musician if…
- your heros are Palestrina and Mussorgsky.
- you can sing all of Beethoven�s Fifth Symphony.
- you begin conducting with a piece of uncooked spaghetti.
- you can describe two differences between opera and oratorio.
- you can play more instruments than the average person can name.
- you try to figure out what song is printed on cute music mugs you see in stores.
taken from http://www.workjoke.com/musicians-jokes.html
