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Sing, Sing, Sing 23 October 2009

Posted by mikebm in Jokes.
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Wonderful jokes about singers…. And somewhat in jokes you always see a glimpse of truth behind it, and that’s why it’s funny…

What’s the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?
About 10 pounds.

How do you tell if a Wagnerian soprano is dead?
The horses seem very relieved.

What’s the definition of an alto?
A soprano who can sightread.

from http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/#violin

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1. ditzuka - 18 November 2009

“How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?”
another answer:
Three. One to change the bulb, one to hold the chair under her, one to say “I can do better than that.”